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Badges in the moonlight by Deutschtard, literature

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Badges in the moonlight

"Shit." he whispered under his breath, nearly shooting the cat that jumped out from behind the trashcan in front of him. Well, at least it wasn't black, he already had a weird enough feeling about tonight, he didn't need it screwed up with bad omens. His primary weapon clutched in his hand, Detective Goi reached up and un-snapped his secondary weapon, his shoulder-holster suddenly feeling very tight against his shirt. He saw the suspect up ahead, darting from hiding place to hiding place, every now and then the light from various windows catching onto his clothing, a red substance he guessed was blood, shining like a ruby on the king's ring.

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Goodbye

Dear Kathryn, I'll miss you. I'm having the hardest time saying goodbye right now. I'm literally sitting here in tears as I write this. It's been 24 years. 24 good years, and 24 hard years. I've been through everything with you. I remember all your birthdays and Christmases, and I remember all your friends, they're my friends, too. I remember the times you laughed, the times you cried, and the times you loved. I remember the people who loved you. I love you. Don't think that I want to say goodbye, but understand that I need to. You are such a great person, you always have been, and you always will be. You were the one that went through the

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June 17, 1986
United States
Deviant for 16 years
thecallightman.tumblr.com

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My Bio

What? I actually have to talk about MYSELF? ....well, if you insist.

I'm a trans man. I(unfortunately) live in SoCal. I hate it here, but the university classes are cool enough that it's not insufferable. I love German music as long as it IS NOT TOKIO HOTEL. I like real MEN singing songs, and real women. Not...whatever the fuck bill is. I draw stuff sometimes, but I just got a tablet, so I'm still learning. Mostly I write. Sometimes fanfic, more often original fiction.

I'm 28. If that matters. So, what's up?

Current Residence: So Cal. for now.
Favourite genre of music: Industrial Rock/Metal (Preferably German)
Operating System: Windows 8
MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic, 160 gigs, 6th/7th gen
Wallpaper of choice: Anything with Germans or certain British actors on it.
Personal Quote: "F**K Physics, We have Magic!!"

Favourite Movies

Anything with Nicolas Cage, Mark Gatiss, Rupert Graves, and/or Woody Harrelson

Favourite TV Shows

JUST ABOUT ANYTHING except Glee and Jersey Shore-level shit

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Oomph!, anything German, Russian, or Scandinavian, also Chalga

Favourite Books

DRESDEN FILES

Favourite Writers

Jim Butcher, James Patterson

Favourite Games

Assassin's Creed series

Favourite Gaming Platform

360

Tools of the Trade

Normal drawing pencils, also a Wacom bamboo pen

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Mar 11, 2012

It's really sad how few people know about...

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The League of Gentlemen. I mean really really sad. they're fucking brilliant, hell, I'M sad I didn't know about them sooner, seems like something my da would have watched, should've gotten me into it. /grump ETA: Not  League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. League of Gentlemen. Google.

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Dec 10, 2011

Test your modern music knowledge!

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Mark the bands you've HEARD OF. Not just the ones you like. Be honest people! If you really have never heard of them. Don't mark it. It just makes you look fake. If there are two X's you like them. Three, You love them. ALTERNATIVE: [X] Breaking Benjamin [X] Paramore [X] Panic! At The Disco [X] Linkin Park [X] The Academy Is... [X] Coldplay [X] Three Days Grace [X] Yellowcard [X] 30 Seconds to Mars [X] Chevelle T O T A L S O F A R = 10 COUNTRY: [X] Rascal Flatts [X] Carrie Underwood [X] LeAnn Rhymes [XX] Garth Brooks [X] Dixie Chicks [X] Kenny Chesney [X] Tim McGraw [X] Faith Hill [X] Shania Twain [X] Johnny Cash T O